Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha

It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.
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  1. Isabella Marasco

    Isabella Marasco3 orë më parë

    I would love to see what goes on behind the senses with these videos especially this one

  2. Amanda Harvey

    Amanda Harvey3 orë më parë

    I would also just start eating a watermelon.

  3. Medicine

    Medicine5 orë më parë

    how about- *_Your victim is taking a night shower after a long tiring day at work, you open the door slowly while the prize asks out of fear and surprise "Hello?", You enter the bathroom and lock the door even if nobody else was there but the two of you. You approach your prize while they press their bear back against the tiled wall as they desperately tried to cover their naked body. You didn't say anything, but you did grab a thick amount of rope and took the chance to wrap it around their wrist, then you hang them up on the ceiling by the wrists, you grab extremely dull and sharp scissors. You whisper sweet things towards them while you pinch the very end of their nose, you grab the dull scissors and began to cut their nose while the blades struggle to cut through the skin because it isn't sharp. You hear your victim scream in pain as their nose fall on the ground, the grabbing the sharp scissors you shush them by quickly cutting their tongue off, you take a bite of their tongue and kiss their lips before cutting them as well. A bottom lip and top lip fell on the ground as your prize's face bleed continuously. "Beautiful", you tell them as you roam your hand on their face, then you placed your thumb above their left eye and with a snap you press down hard and that eye sinks into it's socket as the prize let's out another scream. You do the same to the right eye and you force your tongue inside the empty eye sockets and lick around the hollow space. You could hear the sirens approaching so you made your last moves quick, you grab a chainsaw and turned it on, remember your victim is naked. You spread their legs and force the working chainsaw up their ass as blood sprays everywhere, you leave the chainsaw there while you hurriedly slice off their private part with a kitchen knife, then you cut off all their toes and fingers and place them inside the empty eye sockets. Banging, the police begin banging on the door and you make your escape*

  4. Stoopid Hoomin

    Stoopid Hoomin12 orë më parë

    I hate how Ethan screams are going to be forever in my head

  5. cerealkiller

    cerealkiller14 orë më parë

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="141">2:21</a> are we not going to talk about this

  6. Shadow Monster In Your Closet

    Shadow Monster In Your Closet14 orë më parë

    Which one are you? Murderer or Psychopath? I’m Psychopath.

  7. Nicole Lester

    Nicole Lester16 orë më parë

    is this not what they talk ab in every video?

  8. Ze AWESOMENESS

    Ze AWESOMENESS20 orë më parë

    uh.. ethan.. you ok? mark! i aint worried

  9. Gr3n1ng3r

    Gr3n1ng3r20 orë më parë

    Mark when Ethan explanes: mmmph! mmmph! And you see Ethan: yeeeess yes yes 😈😈

  10. Michael Caston

    Michael Caston20 orë më parë

    For some reason I like that scream effect it is satisfying

  11. Zach Mirza

    Zach Mirza22 orë më parë

    Ethan literally recreated the "cupcakes" mlp creepy pasta

  12. Doodlegem Emera

    Doodlegem Emera22 orë më parë

    Why does it feel like they've been planning on this since the beginning of unnus annus... suspicious much..?

  13. Alexender-Shadow

    Alexender-Shadow22 orë më parë

    Darkiplier needed to go for a walk.

  14. marissa Rozas

    marissa RozasDitë më parë

    Why does this video have to be next on my Unus Annus binge as I’m doing homework

  15. Ivory35

    Ivory35Ditë më parë

    Why did Mark remind me of Dexter LMBO ❗

  16. Eva Boore

    Eva BooreDitë më parë

    Mark: makes dummy Ethan's death quick and semi painless Ethan: tortures dummy mark Mark again: oh so thats how it is huh?? *proceeds to destroy dummy ethan*

  17. Unoriginal Name

    Unoriginal NameDitë më parë

    Ethan describing his murder is so fascinating. Love his choice of words. So vivid i wanna hear more.

  18. hanz christian flynn marañon

    hanz christian flynn marañonDitë më parë

    *oh and this feels weird because both pictures of them killing the other one and the person they want to kill is bEsiDE them WaTchIng thEm GetTing KilLed iN ExAmpLe*

  19. hanz christian flynn marañon

    hanz christian flynn marañonDitë më parë

    It's actually intresting to know how one person wants to kill another person when the person is given a chance and reverse too *no hurt in knowing how one person wants to KILL you*

  20. LA DURAN FREDGIRL

    LA DURAN FREDGIRLDitë më parë

    😬😅😅😅

  21. LA DURAN FREDGIRL

    LA DURAN FREDGIRLDitë më parë

    😐.......👍ok

  22. Genna Gachatuber

    Genna GachatuberDitë më parë

    The end scared the shit outa me.....

  23. logan Rosas

    logan RosasDitë më parë

    where can i get the knife mark had

  24. logan Rosas

    logan RosasDitë më parë

    where can i get that knife?

  25. Cady Richter

    Cady RichterDitë më parë

    Even when being threatened, mark still talks about how hot he is.

  26. Ollin 08

    Ollin 08Ditë më parë

    I love different their thoughts are ( ╹▽╹ ), but I would side with Ethan's way of killing than Mark's (◍•ᴗ•◍)

  27. Hotbread100

    Hotbread100Ditë më parë

    am i the only one who thinks <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="200">3:20</a> is actually satisfying as shit?

  28. glitch co.

    glitch co.Ditë më parë

    strong Warfstache vibes Unus Annus? Did you mean: *Who Killed Markiplier: The Sequel*

  29. Taryn T

    Taryn T2 ditë më parë

    These are the people from the math problems

  30. Lydia Burnette

    Lydia Burnette2 ditë më parë

    Mark: sudden, violent, spur of the moment, emotional Ethan: calm, collected, thought out, entertained by what he is doing

  31. Adrien Crevan or just undertaker

    Adrien Crevan or just undertaker2 ditë më parë

    Everybody: *talking about how Ethan is a trained serial killer* Me: but....how do they know what a trained serial killer....kills...?

  32. Mary Owens

    Mary Owens2 ditë më parë

    Omg Ethan is so scary.

  33. Rhuzz Juan

    Rhuzz Juan2 ditë më parë

    I dont see anything odd there, I normally discuss about thesame things with my friends in greater and sometimes more tactical details.

  34. Yuki Sha

    Yuki Sha2 ditë më parë

    I’m sad that this channel is going to get deleted soon😭

  35. Tracy Wong

    Tracy Wong2 ditë më parë

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="462">7:42</a> Mark : you're... KIND.... i can tell that you're a KIND person.... Me : Mark... are you just afraid that Ethan *might actually do that to you* ...so you're suddenly complimenting him ? XDDDDDDD

  36. The Krispy King

    The Krispy King2 ditë më parë

    Unpopular opinion: Mark's scenario is way more terrifying to me because he's clearly happy while doing it. Sure, Ethan's scenario is more psychological, but imagine being killed while listening to whispers (Ethan), versus being killed while listening to erratic, sadistic laughter and glee. What I'm saying about Mark's scenario really shows from <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="696">11:36</a> to <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="712">11:52</a>.

  37. cherry. pine.

    cherry. pine.2 ditë më parë

    what the hell am I watching and why am I enjoying it so much

  38. garythedds

    garythedds2 ditë më parë

    mark is darkiplier

  39. Jacerator

    Jacerator2 ditë më parë

    What’s funny is they both have a deadly allergy that would automatically give each of them a slow, painful death if they came in contact with the allergen

  40. Emma Levasseur

    Emma Levasseur2 ditë më parë

    Ethan: *casually rips open a watermelon*

  41. Le Magic Gacha

    Le Magic Gacha2 ditë më parë

    Did you actually hit him...?

  42. Doop Doops

    Doop Doops2 ditë më parë

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="556">9:16</a> Just saying, this reminds me of that one scene from the edge of sleep where Dave was about to lose his pp

  43. Manky man 101

    Manky man 1013 ditë më parë

    I wonder if they act it out or do improv

  44. Scarlett Bermudez

    Scarlett Bermudez3 ditë më parë

    Ethan: funny guy Also Ethan: eats the watermelon that he just killed

  45. Queen B

    Queen B3 ditë më parë

    Mark would be a good hitman

  46. tomislav scerbe

    tomislav scerbe3 ditë më parë

    Note to self; do not piss off Ethan.

  47. Vicky Choi

    Vicky Choi3 ditë më parë

    I’m hungry for watermelon now

  48. Shell The Smol

    Shell The Smol3 ditë më parë

    Mark is clearly getting turned on by ramming that knife into the melon, and i love it- I love his sadistic side- XD

  49. Nathanial Gates

    Nathanial Gates3 ditë më parë

    Is it just me or is the fact that they eat the melon afterword kinda unsettling

  50. Tess

    Tess3 ditë më parë

    I don’t remember this episode of Dexter

  51. Cole

    Cole3 ditë më parë

    O noes Ethan is dead

  52. Isaiah Rodriguez

    Isaiah Rodriguez3 ditë më parë

    Mark is a psychopath and Ethan is a cannibal

  53. Julia Mallory

    Julia Mallory3 ditë më parë

    Let’s kill each other Jk jk.... Unless?

  54. De Wai Is Real

    De Wai Is Real3 ditë më parë

    👌

  55. Hailey M.

    Hailey M.3 ditë më parë

    Finally, a video made for me 1. Dark humor 2: ‘Joking’ about killing people 3: explicit jokes 4: Something to relate to 5: just so calming.

  56. ʜᴏᴇ _ғᴏʀ_ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ

    ʜᴏᴇ _ғᴏʀ_ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ3 ditë më parë

    so ethan’s seen dexter

  57. Rose Marie

    Rose Marie3 ditë më parë

    😳

  58. Kitten Twist

    Kitten Twist4 ditë më parë

    The ending reminded me of the ending of Of Mice and Men

  59. Meaghan Greenway

    Meaghan Greenway4 ditë më parë

    There's a lot of darkiplier and blankgameplays in this and I love it:))

  60. candyzombiee

    candyzombiee4 ditë më parë

    i can’t tell if the implication is that they would also canibilize each other because they keep eating the watermelom

  61. Evan McDonald

    Evan McDonald4 ditë më parë

    They either put on a really good show or-

  62. Ashleigh Rost

    Ashleigh Rost4 ditë më parë

    What. The fuck. Did I just watch 😂

  63. awwwcrapitsyouagain -

    awwwcrapitsyouagain -4 ditë më parë

    this is the plot of Dexter

  64. Bean Soup

    Bean Soup4 ditë më parë

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="373">6:13</a> BABAJAHSAIJD

  65. death and green tea pockys

    death and green tea pockys4 ditë më parë

    ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ:

  66. JJay B

    JJay B4 ditë më parë

    If Mark and Ethan walked into a bar they would die.

  67. Andrea Short

    Andrea Short5 ditë më parë

    can't tell if this is scripted or improv but either way their acting is actually really good lol

  68. Music_ Color101

    Music_ Color1015 ditë më parë

    Mark.. your dark is showing..

  69. Rain Cloud

    Rain Cloud5 ditë më parë

    we saw A Heist With Markiplier. now it's time for *A Murder With Ethan*

  70. Ender Goldman

    Ender Goldman5 ditë më parë

    Alternate title: Mark and Ethan recreate Dexter

  71. DJ V

    DJ V5 ditë më parë

    This has to be the weirdest fucking video with over a million views.

  72. Zoe Rose

    Zoe Rose5 ditë më parë

    Thx for the ideas guys I’m totally joking.......

  73. LM Productions

    LM Productions5 ditë më parë

    it would be great if someone animated this in SFM with the Medic as Mark and the Scout as Ethan

  74. Luciifer-xx

    Luciifer-xx5 ditë më parë

    i love how mark looks extremely anxious-

  75. Kieren Clinger

    Kieren Clinger5 ditë më parë

    Mark is one attractive serial killer

  76. n o e l

    n o e l5 ditë më parë

    I wasn't ready for Yandere Markiplier 😂

  77. Your personal Piece of garbage

    Your personal Piece of garbage5 ditë më parë

    Ethan is a voodoo witch pass it on

  78. Mary Miller

    Mary Miller5 ditë më parë

    i think Darkiplier came out of Mark

  79. Amber Patten

    Amber Patten5 ditë më parë

    Hannibal Lecter is their love child

  80. Dragon Lover

    Dragon Lover6 ditë më parë

    i think I would use marks method of murder because if you kill them quickly then there are no screams and no one will be alerted